PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 15, 2021

Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

by 3zhd April 12, 2021

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

blue text XDDDDDD😳😳😳😳😳😳
comes from Watermelon Sugar

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Man speaking straight facts.

by f uck ypu June 26, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence

BLUE TEXT NO WAY. LMAO

BLUE TEXT BE LIKE But eventually the word will phase from existence LOLOLOLOL

by onlyinohio August 12, 2021

The cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004