already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

The most manliness man in the existence of man.

Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.

"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."

by lo23cem57 June 5, 2019

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Existence

A thing that you are, you are just this word. You are a blob in the universe of existence. Thats it, The end :)

I exist. I am an EXISTENCE

by The un-used dictionary :,) March 5, 2020

existence

Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.

“Oh hey dude you got existence right?”
“Yeah that blows man i hate existence”

by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020

Grand Existing

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.

This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.

by Woke Seed May 30, 2025