emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

Emil

A really sexy man

person 1: Oh look, a sexy guy!
person 2: Yeah, he looks like an Emil

by norwegianmemer January 16, 2018

Emil

That one asshole I met in cs go

Emil:*voice of a 5 year old* Kick him he don’t know how to play.
Me: Why I first on the leaderboard and you’re the last one.
Emil: Fuck you.

by mixon606 January 24, 2018

Emil

Emil is a wannabe. Everything he do is wannabe

Dont be such Emil, aka; wannabe

by TheRealWobah January 29, 2018

Emil

A man who is very romantic and very loving. Has very very large penis. Normally around 200000 inches.

Emil is a very loving man. Definitely someone to love and trust. Also an very large penis for pleasure.

by Takemyhaaaaaaaaaand December 26, 2016

emil jaksch

Emil Jaksch is a beautiful, gentle, smooth, kind, friendly, lovely, passionate, funny, sometimes romantic, hot, interesting, honest, sexy loadforcedaredriver eh eh with a nice penis. <3

You're so perfect, you're such an Emil Jaksch.

by xxtinaaa January 5, 2017

Emil

An Emil is an arrogant person, normally for Scandinavia. Which is almost constantly showing how much more intelligent he is. If it is a she, it could be known as an Emilie, but an Emilie is not as arrogant, and is more often then not open to discussion.

So i was talking to this guy yesterday, about modern day feminism not being that bad. It was like talking to a wall. He was such an Emil.

by MillenMain January 27, 2017