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election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022
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Elections

A democratic institution rigged to oblivion just because nationalistic fanatics won't stop ruining every election in every free state. Elections are also vital to picking a leader and in deciding particular policies.
X: Hey! Did you watch the elections last night?
A: No. Why?
X: Candidate U won with 59% of the vote!
A: Isn't U a nationalist fanatic?
X: I see good in him, don't hate on it. He has a massive political career.
A: His party must've rigged the elections because his supporter base ain't that big.
X: Impossible! His base may be small but the turnout was massive!
A: F*ck you, Nationalist!
X: F*ck yourself, Liberalist Dipsh*t
by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022
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socialist elect

Term used for the Biden/Harris campaign win taking the country in a different political direction.
The socialist elect appointed more cabinet members today.
by Jack Fenetre December 3, 2020
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Election

A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.
Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous
by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021
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Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.
This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021
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Election stress disorder

A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.

Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.

Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
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Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses
Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2024
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