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Electronic Curtain Twitcher

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013
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electroniggativity

The energy that african american males release. The closer you are to an african american male, the more electroniggativity you will feel.
During Calvin's annual visit to his african american friend's house in the hood, he felt lots of electroniggativity.
by EyeBallMonster March 7, 2016
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facial erection

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.
by DanRico October 5, 2013
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male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
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Rex Erection

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
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Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.
The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.
by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006
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Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.
“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “
by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019
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