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election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022
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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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MacGrubernatorial election

A bu**s**t head-of-state-choosing brouhaha where all of da major candidates are bungling idiots.
A chief-of-da-capitol contest between da Three Stooges and Inspector Clouseau would represent a classic MacGrubernatorial election.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025
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Goobernatorial election

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."
by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023
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re-election

Candidacy for the second term of a political office or other position.
Re-election refers to the second term.
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
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quinti-election

Candidacy for the fifth term of a political office or other position.
Quinti-election (re-re-re-re-election) refers to the fifth term.
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
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Election stress disorder

A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.

Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.

Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
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