Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019

Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023

eastern tech

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :

1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010

Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.

Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.

by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012

Middle Eastern Music

I'm writing this as an Israeli...
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.

Arab Jew:"yalla,bo neleh lishmoa mizrahit" (C'mon,let's listen to Middle Eastern)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)

by Nirkush February 7, 2010

Eastern Wayne High School

A degenerate school full of Yee Yee boys and country thots. Worst place to attend high school. Baseball cards are stolen often.

A-“Wow did you hear that Cierra goes to Eastern Wayne High School?”
B-“I thought she dropped out, she’s too amazing for that school!”

by TuttiFruity420-69 September 19, 2019

South Eastern Regional College

a top notch college in northern ireland with great students, newly referbished college grounds, wonderfull courses and the best art department in the whole of northern ireland thanks to the great staff. it has a wonderfull atmosphere and will do everything to help you pass your course. it has loads of courses from brick laying to art and from business studies to travel and tourism.

it was previously known as tech and some still call it tech. it is now known as serc.

boy one: hey, you going to south eastern regional college next year?

boy two: dont you mean serc? and yes.

by AlExSwOrD April 17, 2010