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Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
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essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.
I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .
by Sexydimma January 29, 2015
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essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.
I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason
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essenciaology

noun

Is a secular and non-political movement, focusing on achieving within society a set of what can be categorized as natural moral and ethical values and principles which are predominant within natural society ( The natural order of things). It refers to the ideological preconditioning of societies perception in relation with how society perceives the material world, from an essential as opposed superficial and excessive slant. Whereby categorizing life's priorities upon their essential and not incidental properties.
essenciaology, reprioritizes the illogical and excessive value placed upon the procuring of worldly wealth and material positions, with a more moderate and balanced approach to these. While placing greater value upon those things in life which are essential in the sustaining, preserving and the enhancing the quality of life.
by Baron Neville May 7, 2017
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Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank
Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank
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essello

The perfect man in the world, with a perfect body and a perfect face.
Man, you're an essello!
by essello July 30, 2018
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esselman

The Funniest guy around. Always can lighten the mood. Knows hw isn’t good at sports so he helps out in any way. The best water boy next to Bobby Boucher. Always a joy to be around
Man he’s an esselman

Man 2 ya he’s great around
by Hacksaw jack September 20, 2018
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