Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.

I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.

by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009

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Cum dumpling

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

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frowsy dumpling girl

noun.

A dumpy-assed, stringy-haired, frumpily-clad wo

"Did you meet Chris's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, but what the fuck? Would a little make-up and a decent haircut kill her? What a frowsy dumpling girl."

by KMD September 30, 2005

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nose dumpling

When a man is receiving oral sex and thrusts the woman's head down to where the penis reaches the larynx upon orgasm the seamen is forced through the nostrils creating a dumpling.

Man, last night I gave my girl a nose dumpling and laughed while having an orgasm.

Give your woman a nose dumpling tonight.

by The Fool and Visionary October 26, 2009

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