Dumblefuck

Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.

Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.

by Da Urban Meister May 17, 2011

dumbarize

The act of trying to summarize or explain a concept or principle to a person who is not going to be able to understand it and/or refuses to try, usually accompanied by the emotion of frustration for the dumbarizer.

I knew I was in for a long afternoon when I was told to dumbarize my presentation on sales projections for that pylon from head office.

by BijoutheCat September 3, 2011

Dumbledore Pussy

When a female's vagina is as loose and as wide as a wizard's sleeve.

He lost his wand in her Dumbledore pussy.

by Trouble219 September 27, 2013

Dumbledore the wall

During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall

masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food

by veters December 14, 2013

dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013

Dumbledoof

See!!! Fuck you, Keegan. :-)

Keegan is a fucking Dumbledoof

by Kelseyisbasic January 5, 2018

dumbledore

Homosexual, after Joanna Rowling stated in a press interview that her popular character was, in fact, gay.

Elton John's a bit Dumbledore, isn't he?

by Sam Kerridge November 21, 2007