The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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by Oeedy December 21, 2017
Get the Douchebag mug.Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
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by BA82 September 8, 2017
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The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum
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