does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

doesent

Doesn't for texters.

It doesent matter bro.

by PsychicPenquin June 18, 2017

does it feel good

That's what your mom asks me.

mom: does it feel good

me: ohhh yeah

by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017

Domesh

Someone who is incredibly sweet and thoughtful, but also knows when to be serious. Has a great sense of humor and can make anyone, especially girls, laugh. Can make a girl smile with ease.

Is a great kisser and knows how to break the ice with anyone. Is amazing with girls and never has a problem finding a girl to date. Is a great kisser and typically known for having a large penis. Is the best for long term relationship and ultimately, marriage.

Oh My God Domesh is the Best Guy I have Met,He Makes Me Wet. 😈

by cancerion June 6, 2019

domestickles

When your spouse tickles you against your will in the home, you are a victim of domestickles.

Last night Rafe and I went to bed and I was subjected to vigorous tickling and am now suffering from domestickles based trauma

by Dorialoverofrafe October 22, 2019

doesn't like you

your crush

your crush doesn't like you

by CORSPE November 10, 2021

Domeshacked

A feeling of lightheadedness after inhaling a large amount of cannabis and/or tobacco smoke.

Are you sure it's a good idea to smoke that scrunty ass blunt to yourself? You're going to be domeshacked off your noggin.

Pack this one with some American Spirit black, I want to get domeshacked.

That dude is permanently domeshacked ever since he has started on the e-spliffs.

by JT6 April 6, 2022