Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020

Doof

The opposite of food

Get that doof out of your diet, it will make you sick.

by APK- February 13, 2022

Bush Doof

When Gub comes back home and a bunch of mates head in to the mountains with her to drink, eat food, eat party biccies and smile so much they go home to the city with aching jaws

Hey Gub is coming back from the UK, you know what that meanssss? Jump on Airbnb because we’re having a doof. A Bush Doof.

by Khorosho March 3, 2022

Doof

When a person farts around fecal matter that is on the verge of exiting the sphincter.

I just doofed, and it smells very bad.

by Demigamer May 4, 2022

doof

A offensive slur to Chinese, cultures often use this against chinese culture and has become a linguistic association to Chinese languages and is perceived as offensive

"You're a doof, a chinese doof"

by fuzzydumpling February 15, 2025