you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

Doink

It's a Dork, Doof, Zoink, and a Doink.

You're a Doink

by Peter Le Parker October 7, 2019

Doink

The prettiest girl in the world

Sarah is a doink

by Sarahdoyleishot September 25, 2019

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

Getting smacked around

Did you just doink me

by Big-daddy-101 August 18, 2019

Doink head

Retard ass sped

That dude is a doink head he so stupid

by Blassinn May 1, 2023

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023