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Dustance

Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.
thats a fair dustance away
by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011
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distancial awareness

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k
Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better
by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021
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distaneing

when something that your staring at disappears, but your brain still imagines it as if it is there allowing you to see it through interpretation until you realize it hasn't been there. not fading nor disappearing instantly, something else.
I had a dream last night and instead of me waking up it was "distaneing" away
by Silenced AK February 10, 2022
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Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19
Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building
by KiwiKY March 25, 2020
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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
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Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
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walking distance

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes
by Walking Distance March 8, 2017
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