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Desley

Desley is a hype beast who is very funny but he is also kind of stupid but he’s very lovable
Girl 1: Desley is so cool! I wish I was him

Girl 2: Same
by yeeyeehaw February 4, 2020
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Disney

The Place You NEVER want to work or intern.
They over work you for almost no pay. Supervisors think they own you. And your basically a slave to a mouse.
Its way too hot to work outside and little kids scream and cry and beat you up when their parents aren't looking. Interns have to work like dogs and have TONS of unnecessary rules.
Disney is a vacation place, not a working place. Not such a happy place when you work there.
boy 1: I work at Disney World..
boy 2: COOL! I want to work at Disney World! sounds fun
boy 1: No!!!! don't do it you will ruin your life....FOREVER!!!!
by DisneySlave April 3, 2009
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Disney XD

The cartoon network of Disney. Most shows on it are okayish, some are trash, and others are so good they have their own fandom *cough* *cough* gravity falls
They were showing Gravity Falls for 4 hours on Disney xd yesterday so naturally I watched it all... But then Pickle and Peanut came on so i threw my couch at the tv
by Windsnap December 23, 2015
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disney Channel

Shows only retards and gays watch
disney channel is sooooooooooo lame... "kids just like you"
yeah right,how many kids out there:
1. Live in a 5 star hotel
2. Are physic
3. Get to live in the white house'
4. are from the year 2121
5. some country singer, that hid the truth from her friends
i know there are tons more, but i hate them. they can't even show ads that dont show their lame ass shows. The fact everyone is happy is quite disturbing..
ALSO their shows have NO PLOT or their production codes are fucked up. Take Lizzie Mc Gurie, The show begain over a lame IM rumor, then it ended on some dumb kiddie show ..

see a "show" needs a plot, so meaning the show will begain with a introduction, and the end can be with changes in the family, a guy starting to date a girl or something... NOT some lame ass ramdom plot.

and WTF is worng with "oh my god" its not like your saying gods name in vain

disney channel NEEDS to change their ways.... BIG TIME
by Chris Gonzales May 13, 2007
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Disney Channel

A good channel that all of a sudden became all about slutty singers and gay actors like Miley Cyrus, Demi Levato, Selena Gomez, and the gayest one of all:Joe Jonas. Disney Channel's bad streak began with the addition of Hannah Montana's second season, and has since then gone down hill, until 2007 when Disney Channel announced Phineas and Ferb, the only show, until Good Luck, Charlie that was actually watchable. Disney Channel appeals to 9 year olds, lesbians, and dumbasses

Disney Channel's rule may never end.... NEVER!

See also: fail, whores, and Nickelodeon
Ex1:
Duchebag: OMG! I love that slutty Miley Cyrus on her soon to be ending show Hannah Montana!
Dumbfuck: You watch that? I watch Wizards Of Waverly Place, starring the ultra slutty Selena Gomez
Some Jonas Obsessed Chick: I WATCH JONAS! HOW ABOUT YOU? I WANNA FUCK NICK JONAS, JOE JONAS AND KEVIN JONAS DURING A FOURSOME!!! LOLOLOL
Dumbfuck and Duchebag: Make that a Sixsome

Ex 2:
Person 1: I miss Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, and So Weird.
Person 2: I hate the new Disney Channel, it's full of Sluts now!

Ex 3:
Person 1: OMG! I LOVE Phineas and Ferb!!! It Rocks!
Person 2: Eww, it'll be lame soon

(20 minutes l8r)

Person 2: OMGZ! That's bomb show!
Person 1: Told ya! The only one Disney got right!
by ihateurmom June 16, 2010
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disney

todays modern slutt factory, producing plenty of anorexic conceded whores thats dumb teenage girls and fruity boys look up to.
gosh man onother disney movie! fuck! im tired of seing anorexix skanks in distress!
put mtv on. nevermind that's gay too.
by juancarlos January 13, 2006
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Disney Logic

when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.
Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way
by Gonzo fan April 13, 2009
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