dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

dickfolio

a folder on a phone, flash drive, or computer that contains photographs of ex-boyfriends or random people's dicks. . .

Friend: Here's the picture from the beach.
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .

by wolfman691 October 18, 2009

DickDip

When a male pushes his dick against a short male or female and has to dip to get to the ass.

Guy: Bruh, did he just DickDip
Guy2: ayeeee get it, get it
Guy: Dick dip ayeeeee

by Leotin September 11, 2014

dickfor

People who don't know what their dicks are for

Hey dickfor, pass me the salt.

by gyyman77 April 9, 2015

DickDiggler

A real slut that can't get enough dick.

Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017

Cumguzzling Dickgobbler

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.

Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

by Pseudo Jesus August 28, 2016