Definitions by wtfgwar

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.

Swollen Nubbins by wtfgwar June 20, 2013

dickdoppler 

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

dickdoppler by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

Coastal Fog 

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

Coastal Fog by wtfgwar July 9, 2010

Coastal Fog 

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

Coastal Fog by wtfgwar July 7, 2010