wtfgwar's definitions

dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 9, 2010

Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 7, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.

by wtfgwar June 20, 2013