Declouet

A strange individual that refuses to leave their house and or computer, and takes 5-7 showers a day.

Get a life you Declouet!

by Funkysweaterlover August 22, 2010

DeCockxify

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011

decomposable income

Term used in the developing world that refers to salary components made up of organic matter, usually in the form of fruits or food for the purpose of tax savings.

Reghu: "Whats with all the refrigerators in the house?"
Jaya: "Its for all the extra decomposable income i've been making this year"

by 404g February 26, 2012

decoined

When you take a word away from popular use, and declare it to be 'over'.

Dude 1: "I decoined 'YOLO' 'cause I heard my Dad using it yesterday, bro."

Dude 2: "Totes, bro. I'm coining, 'Decoined' dude."

Dude 1: "Dude, yea-lol. Submit it to Urban Dictionary!"

Dude 2: "Fosho!"

by Cremebruleed July 8, 2012

deccomplishment

The opposite of an accomplishment.

Dude: "I watched the whole season of Big Brother and that's an accomplishment because there are like 35 episodes."

Me: "Dude... that's a deccomplishment."

by cupcakemiraldo November 11, 2014

decolorated

the word you say when your illiterate and meant to say that something lost its color.

i just decolorated my hair .

by candy bitchjjg April 5, 2016

Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.

Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!

by Popboy11 November 7, 2016