Dilissio

The act of losing your ID.

awww shit...I just pulled a Dilissio.

by Jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

DILF Steeze

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

dilsaw

Generally a powered saw where instead of a cutting blade you have a dildo in its place.

I was watching porn when two girls using a dilsaw came on.. it was wild

by Blargh February 9, 2015

dilfie

A Dick selfie; so your girl knows what's up

Hey boy let me get a Dilfie

by Kelzwave November 25, 2015

Dildsaw

A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos

Oh shit he's got a dildsaw

by Channman September 15, 2017

Dilfag

A huge bellend

Hey Tim

Hey john

You know Henry he is a massive dilfag
I know right

by Bigcock169874563258843 September 29, 2017

dilfur

The practice of sniffing used dildos for pleasure.

Hide your dildos from Dalton and Levi there dilfurs!

by ALMISH D February 14, 2018