deaf wongbat

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.

person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat

by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019

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This study was developed to analyze the educational challenges and achievements experienced by a deaf family.

by This study was developed October 12, 2022

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Deaf

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

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Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017

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Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 04, 2017

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