Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage

"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"

by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012

damiana

an herb that is awsome, can be smoked or drank in tea, it is used to get stronger erections and stronger orgasms, also it makes your body more sensitive, its kind of like when your high on marajuana, but not

man i took some damiana and shit it was like viagra

by Cormin September 22, 2005

damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.

by fizzle April 10, 2004