SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

by Gene! October 18, 2007

snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

costa

A species of human that gets belligerently drunk and fucks shit up. Usually breaks valuable things, and does not give a fuck about it. This species is constantly getting kicked out of parties, getting slapped in the face, and degrading women.

Dude this weekend I got so fucked up, I kicked in a car window, punched a glass shower door, and gizzed in a girls eye. I totally pulled costa.

by pack a fatty November 15, 2010

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

matt costa

a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.

hey.......matt costa is cool

by klobashar October 24, 2006

costa verde

A prestigious community within La Jolla and UTC that consists of many wealthy students and young professionals (yuppies). This apartment community contains a very affluent and snobby culture. It has it's own shopping center, boulevard, and is claimed to be the most expensive area of all the La Jolla apartments.

Dave: "where do you live Joe"
Joe: "Costa Verde"
Dave:"how the hell do you afford that?"
Joe: "Im rich, so what?"

by Chris Gard September 8, 2007