Cumberg

When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.

I had to steer clear of the cumberg last night.

by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019

Cumber Sunday dinner

The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi

Can’t wait for me grannie to make me a cucumber Sunday dinner

by Matty Ayre April 7, 2020

cumbrain

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies

Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer

by Editamio March 14, 2022

Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

Also called OCD.
When someone has a huge crush on Benedict Cumberbatch.

When someone is far too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective.
Alternative word for OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Friend: Let's watch Doctor Strange!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOCTOR STRANGGGEEEE! BENEEEDICTTTTT CUMBBBERRBACTHHH!!!!

Friend: You definitely have an Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder...

by SherlockHolmesObsession March 20, 2017

cumbersome

A fancy word literary snobs like to use instead of complicated when referring to sentence structure.

The word gets very annoying when used over and over again.

Teacher: "Don't end your sentences in prepositions, but make sure your sentences aren't cumbersome."

by 0000000oooo. September 23, 2009

cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

cumberlands

A brand of sausage which resembles to fat peoples fingers.

john "CUMBERLAND"
daniel *cries*

by Sublime Lance July 15, 2008