Cryptothot

A "thot" that leeches in the crypto world. She often shills nudes for follows on social media to help in her search for her OG bitcoin daddy. She contributes nothing of value to the crypto world. Do not fall for their evil ways as it will often lead you to being a nocoiner. Best to just block them and move on.

Just block that cryptothot my man, all she is after is your bitcoin and followers.

by CryptoNilla March 3, 2018

Cryptonaire

An abbreviation of crypto millionaire, crypto billionaire or crypto trillionaire. Cryptonaire refers to a wealthy person whose wealth comes solely from investing in cryptocurrencies.

After investing in cryptocurrencies for years he succeeded into becoming a cryptonaire.

by Digital asset investor July 1, 2021

Crypto mood

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.

Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”

by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021

Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.

Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

by Jtrexcordkeeper January 28, 2022

craptaculicious

exhibiting the nature of crap or a craplike substance, but tasty. so bad it's good. transcendant in its craplike nature. truly resplendent in its crappiness.

"Dude, did you catch those R. Kelly videos? They're fucking craptaculicious. I could watch them all day!"

by J & B July 30, 2008

Cripto

Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"

Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"

by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010