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Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.
Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.
by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018
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cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.
"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"
by Agent Crow December 17, 2020
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Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.
Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.
by pseudotramp December 31, 2013
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Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.
Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.
by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017
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Cryptic

Scary , horrifing , creepy , any thing which has morbid nature
Cryptic is the only way to describe that ugly bitches hair.
by Russel Mendes January 20, 2009
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cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.
by ©m® May 5, 2006
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craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.
My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.
by Valerie May 24, 2004
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