Crushing Palm

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

by Decker Manning July 23, 2013

crustnugget

Someone who emobodies crustiness

Eww Jeff is such a crustnugget. He never washes his hair.

by solarwind January 3, 2016

cristiniando

Smoking marijuana. Getting high

Ella y yo estamos cristiniando.

by Tu pana October 23, 2017

Crushing on lidia

If you are crushing on lidia then you are totally amazing and your beautiful unlike this girl called sonam

Crushing on lidia is 🤌

by Nicola nowak November 26, 2021

Cristina Kirchner

The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.

Oh lord, that bitch Cristina Kirchner is back.

by The common Argentinan June 18, 2023

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

by Laxarcher13 January 11, 2017