Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

custard

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

by Mather September 13, 2003

custard

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011

cum custard

Particularly thick spunk

I needed to knock one out so desperately. It was like cum custard.

by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

milwaukee frozen custard

the best ice cream or custard in northern virginia.

hey have you been to milwaukee frozen custard? i heard they were really good. lets go!

by LiLi_cakes August 14, 2009

fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007