crockard

a large man with alot of hairs round his ballbag and anus

{CROCK},{ WOLFMAN,{CROCKARD}

by davboy August 11, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Cockerdoodle

A cockerdoodle is a very tasty dick. Best compared to a room temperature toaster strudel. All men shall strive to achieve a cockerdoodle. On a scale 1-10 of how good his dick was cockerdoodle would most definitely be 69.

Becky, “How was that dick appointment”, Janice, “OMG total cockerdoodle.”

by Cocker doodle July 30, 2018

Crickeded

Another word for a retard. It's also contagious.

Sonia u is crickeded

by Uuuggg🤟🤟 September 21, 2018

Crackeridis

A man that is to white

Guy 1: has he not seen the sun? Wtf he looks so white
Guy 2: yeah he has crackeridis

by Poop is the new #swag October 13, 2018