rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Cimping

(pronounced Simping)

Short for "Crying Into My Popcorn".
Used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. They'll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.

Can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel

Person 1: Can you come to the movies with my new boyfriend. I don't want it to be awkward.
Person 2: Noo! I'll just be cimping in the corner.

by BabbyCat June 4, 2013

chimpcraycray

When a person is acting so crazy they remind you of a chimpanzee acting out at the zoo. This generally includes intense physical as well as verbal expression of emotion.

"She was going chimpcraycray after she caught her boyfriend cheating on her."

"He went chimpcraycray when he got fired."

"When the home team won in overtime, everyone went chimpcraycray."

by Frankalicious-So-Delicious December 6, 2013

Chimp nips

A person, normally male, who suffers from unusually saggy and enlarged nipples

"Hey look at that shit-kicker over there in the tight tshirt! He's got a right pair of chimp nips!"

by MightyMaindeeRed December 2, 2017

chimpish

of a chimp type; one who exhibits or resembles the typical rambunctious tendencies of a chimp or simian.

Evan is being awful chimpish today, we might have to put him down

by Dr. Negative December 12, 2022

Welfare Chimp

Peasants that require government assistance in all aspects of basic survival.

Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.

by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018

bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country

“GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUS CHIMPS MOTHER FUCKERS”

by coolwhipgtfo September 17, 2019