Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
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by Waven September 20, 2012
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by lardy91 January 19, 2015
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It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
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