Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024

Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.

I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.

by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016