by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the If Looks Could Kale Burger mug.This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
by EmilieStone January 19, 2009
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When people say "I could care less" it is always important to ask the follow up question, "So how much less do you care? A lot less, just a little bit less" because "I could care less" is pretty much meaningless until you understand what "less" means for the person using the phrase incorrectly
Bob - "I love sunny days"
Jane - "I could care less"
Bob - "I see, so how much less are you capable of caring? I'd just like to know for the future when I am going to comment on the weather, if it's just a little bit less then I will continue commenting, if it's a whole lot less then I'll take that into consideration the next time and refrain from such comments"
Jane - "Thank you for educating me, from now on I will avoid the question by saying the phrase correctly, so Bob, I couldn't care less about you loving sunny days"
Jane - "I could care less"
Bob - "I see, so how much less are you capable of caring? I'd just like to know for the future when I am going to comment on the weather, if it's just a little bit less then I will continue commenting, if it's a whole lot less then I'll take that into consideration the next time and refrain from such comments"
Jane - "Thank you for educating me, from now on I will avoid the question by saying the phrase correctly, so Bob, I couldn't care less about you loving sunny days"
by blackhawks fan 1 May 19, 2015
Get the I Could Care Less mug.A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.
by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009
Get the I could give two shits mug.Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
by smartman418 November 9, 2011
Get the i could give two shits mug.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris
by Djs October 25, 2012
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? mug.a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.
should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood
the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood
the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar
a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
by tom-curly July 5, 2011
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