corner cutter

someone who always tries to find the easiest way to do something

wow Amy did cut corners on this project again. She is the real corner cutter

by smarter pants September 8, 2015

corner clown

Hooker, prostitute

Look dad there's another one of them corner clown mom caught you with

by Larcol August 22, 2016

conference wife

A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.

With a glitter in her eye, my conference wife proposed to me at the top of The Eye in Orlando.

by conferencewifeofmany January 28, 2017

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

Corbert

A smart ass and a fat ass put them together and you get a Corbert. He eats so much that he has type 69 diabetes.

Phoenix: "Bro what's the definition of Corbert?"
Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

Corner Cult

A small organization of people that are devoted to gender equality and to sanitize those who disagree.
This is a serious act in order to keep peace.
We live secretly hidden, but there as a secret society

I saw members of Corner Cult today hunting down wife beaters
Yeah saw em a couple days ago

by E_E_TRIPLE_E August 27, 2020

Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

by Slogre May 15, 2021