concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 October 25, 2015

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

contretemps

An unexpected and unfortunate occurrence.

"The hotel had to deal with more than one contretemps before the end of the night"
Synonyms : argument, quarrel, squabble, disagreement, difference of opinion.

by Officerkilowatt June 8, 2016

Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.

I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.

by Home apple September 14, 2017

concrete block machine

This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.

high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.

by bessconcreteblockmachine June 2, 2018