Concertosis

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.

It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.

by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011

Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Colner

The name (or word) is based off this man named Colner Chaple satin, Colner chaple satin is a man from the 14 century when king john ruled over antartica, The meaning COLNER describes hatrid if hated, not caring if not cared for, fire, and vengance if needed

The Colner was a great ruler with great power but no responibility...

by Vbdijf Boinger October 2, 2012

coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013