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Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.
by sammy dan August 22, 2006
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Congestive

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S
by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008
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contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!
So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight
by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017
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congestinate

The liability of the reli Johnson’s
I’ll really congestinate you
by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019
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Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner
I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection
by Get away dad! April 1, 2019
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Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.
Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.
by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020
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