condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

by Betty Parris April 21, 2017

cojones virus

A drunk Mexicans way of saying the Corona virus.

(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!

by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020

Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.

Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"

by Magicrobot November 26, 2015