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Knight Commander

Knight Commander(abbreviated KC) is The Better Exclusive Team in PMEBGE (kc>vc) Viking Cheiftain's Nightmare, They usually take Massive Shits on the Other team.
Holy shit look at that Knight Commander! He's gonna wreck EBG, RUN!!!
by Mega Ball Sex December 21, 2021
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Commander

The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
by FischerBoom1 June 12, 2011
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Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
by firstkipchak March 21, 2010
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armchair commander

When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.
armchair commander example:

armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.
by rower200 May 23, 2009
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Cylinder

Slang for the act of sexual intercourse between a male and female. Often used for intercourse in general, but typically for straight sex.
Did you hear about Jake? He cylindered Cindy.
I'd totally cylinder you.
Hey, you wanna cylinder?
by SQJQ February 19, 2011
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Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.
The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.
by Light Joker May 21, 2004
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