by If this isn't obvious, a liberal October 7, 2007
Get the Compassionate Conservative mug.Those who believe in doing whats right and having a strong moral base. Those who believe in hard work and not being given everything by the government. The individual is the most important things to conservatives. They believe that the government isnt the answer to the problem but that government is the problem.
Liberal: The government should pay for my health care and we should tax everything.
Conservative: Stop buying weed you freaking hippy and maybe you can pay your medical bill. And give my money back so I can actually do something good with it instead of giving it to freaking drug addicts.
Conservative: Stop buying weed you freaking hippy and maybe you can pay your medical bill. And give my money back so I can actually do something good with it instead of giving it to freaking drug addicts.
by reham10 August 4, 2005
Get the Conservative mug.An ironic title for those who support discriminating gays, who support war, who support less government control.
Conservative: I support war which is the most expensive thing on the planet but ill call myself a conservative!!!!!
by They call me the Truth April 9, 2015
Get the Conservative mug.A masochistic ignorant tool for corporate globalization and the iq equivalent of a liberal punk. They have an astonishing inability to see they take more from the world than they actually give. They generally hate everybody and think they are god's gift to free market exploitation. When usually they forget they have a mowawk and nobody takes them seriously.
Dickweed#1: I'm a conservative punk because i'm creative and earned every penny i have. Fuck everybody who can't come up with lyrics like "i gave your kid aids."
Dickweed#2: I'm a liberal punk who plays guitar on weekends and dreams of getting off my fat ass to do community service.
Some guy: How about fuck people who try to impose their beliefs on others whether it be business or government.
Dickweed#2: I'm a liberal punk who plays guitar on weekends and dreams of getting off my fat ass to do community service.
Some guy: How about fuck people who try to impose their beliefs on others whether it be business or government.
by cactusfucker March 9, 2008
Get the conservative punk mug.A group of white privileged people who think they can run a country, the only people that vote for them are old white people (mainly over the age of 60 and called Karen).
by Adam_Medeaux December 23, 2019
Get the Conservative Party mug.Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.
The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.
by Cool T May 20, 2006
Get the bedwetting republican conservative mug.Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤
Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.
Me: Oh look who it is.
Me: Oh look who it is.
by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022
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