cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

by JimPop April 4, 2009

cockcorn

Also known as Cheese Cockcorn. Cockcorn is the pugent odor emitted from the groin area. Often associated with Body odor due to heavy exercise. The smell can be so strong that it diffuses into the room your in.

"Wow, I should have showered sometime in the last three days, now I have uber-bad cheese cockcorn."

by nate webster May 13, 2005

cockfoam

foam that comes from the cock

person one,"eww what's that foamy stuff on the floor?"

person two," ohh dont touch that , thats my cockfoam"

by queen.bee.420 February 9, 2017

cocktop

when a laptop lays on your boner whilst use.

Man, i love the warm feeling on my crotch when using my cocktop.

by BelizeanXY January 25, 2008

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

The Spanish Cockhold

When you wrap both hands around somebody's dick and hold as hard as you can until is it pops.

Edon: Me and Moe pulled a The Spanish Cockhold in the church bathroom.

Joseph: Did you make sure to lick up all the sauce?

Edon: Yes

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

cockdock

1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men

2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis

"She sucked 37 dicks, what a cockdock!"

"Her mouth is a veritable cockdock"

by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006