cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

cocksuckery

the art of cock sucking

man, that shit was so fine, he must have gone to the New York Institute of Cocksuckery.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

cocksucker ass-pirate

1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.

Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.

by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010

Cocksmacking

Cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex.

Jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy.

by iminabox July 21, 2008

Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!

by eda-skip March 16, 2022

cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.

Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...

by JZ783 July 11, 2016

Cocksucker

used as an adjective to decsribe someone or somthing that has pissed you off

That dumb cocksucker wouldant know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart

by ldye1990 September 25, 2008