Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023

cocker

A slang term for the Autococker Paintball gun.

Will you use your new cocker in the next game?

No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.

by Hi January 4, 2004

Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional

My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.

by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011

Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cockedness

A cocky attitude; an attitude that drips with cockyness; Having or exuding a certain confidence. (assuredness, cockyness)

That guy at the bar needs to stop with the cockedness, he's makes me want to yell.

by Muddyone April 14, 2010