couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013

couchgasm

similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.

After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.

by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

couchpotatoism

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

couch-wife

a couch-potato house wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."

by Candylaw December 17, 2012

couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016

couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017