Choise

Another word for butt cheese, or ass residue, or bum sweat, usually caused by sweat or sitting on a bench that had an ass full of choise on it.

Sally did you wipe your ass today ?Because it smells like choise up in this joint.

by Tinkerdinker November 18, 2017

Chaos Theory

When you get fucked by a mathematician.

Chaos Theory is my favorite type of sex.

by raptorlafayeet March 11, 2019

chaos couple

a couple that doesn't have any real problems, but they like to make each others lives complicated... mostly because they're stubborn

jenny and chris are a real chaos couple

by terods September 29, 2005

chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate

1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

organised chaos

something that will appear messy, all over the place and chaotic but the instigator of the mess still knows where everything is and can find anything without having to think about it

mum: your room is so untidy
john: no it isn't it's organised chaos
mum: ok where are your trainers?
john: there next to the bookshelf under my gym kit

by peter231 March 22, 2011

noam chomsky

A synonym for "know what I'm sayin," except a shorter, more ran-together version.

"Noam Chomsky man?"
"Oh, I know what you're Chomsky."

by Deskin' October 19, 2007