Bukkake choke slam

When someone wraps there dick around your neck and choke slams you so hard you fucking die

oh my god dude jim got Bukkake choke slammed

by Sad_Lego_Man November 7, 2018

Choke On An Almond

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.

I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.

by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

Chookup

Dating for a short time, just for the sake of hooking up.

A mixture of hooking up and dating.

There is also a dance called the chookup dance:
Shake your hair/head in a quick motion and say "HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, sad."

*Short time meaning a week or less.*

Sonja: "Are you guys dating now?"
Emmanuella: "No, it was more of a chookup."

by KurtForever January 19, 2011

chookli

a very attractive person, especially a woman.

My pretty little chookli.

by gee12391 January 8, 2019

choke strap

A very tight grip on the end of your penis just at the moment of ejaculation, usually accompanied by a scream or grunt.

He had a choke strap on my cock that made it numb and I screamed with delight.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

Choke (novel)

A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.

"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."

"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"

-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)

by Fight Clubber February 24, 2009