choking kink

someone who gets turned on by getting choked

(aka nart)

colin olive and puro: AYO iron dont choke nart they have a choking kink!!! iron: oh okay thanks for warning me!

by shintsukimiswife May 20, 2021

Choking kink

When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat

Tyler: *chokes Kai*

Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA

by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022

Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.

Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.

PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."

by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

Choving

It's a woman who is looking quite young from in the distance, but when she's near you. SHE'S FUCKING OLD!

Hey look over there, she looks young! Oh she's coming closer! Nevermind, she's choving.

by possumlover2 May 24, 2018

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Groove Cooling

To sit or stand with one's legs apart, opening the crevice between genitals and inner thy in order to allow air circulation and avoid sweating. Can also be used as a phrase like "Slow your roll," i.e. "Cool your Groove."

See Arthur Kingsley stooping over there? Chances are hes Cooling his Groove.

All men took 1 large step to the left, creating a large gap between their feet; Maximum Groove Cooling was achieved that day.

by Arthur Kingsley July 27, 2011