chlobber

A woman who likes to grab things by the vagina, wrapping her beef curtains around the object and carrying it between her legs.

I pulled a chlobber

by SparxHater123 July 19, 2023

Clobbergonked

greatly surprised or astonished

After that movie I’m Clobbergonked

by Sapphire422 June 21, 2024

Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

Clobbershnucked

Absolutely obliterated with a singular punch

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"

by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025

Cobber

A man who loved hairy women, their backs look like a cobweb cause of all the hair

Gabe: Did you see that girls back?

Grady: Yeah Brandon pulled a total Cobber

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Flubber Chubber

Feelin’ green and gelatinous??? You rocking a half Chubb.

She was tryna hook up after the bar but I had a flubber chubber.

by Youngthunder January 27, 2019

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020