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Chatango

Chatango is an online chat place for losers who want some attention. Most everyone on there is "emo" because they think their lifes are so bad.

The people who populate Chatango are; Emo's; Pedo's; Ugly People;Sluts or Drugo's. Everyone person on Chatango fits into at least one of those categories

People on Chatango also cyber alot because it's the closest thing they can possibly have to sex. There's also people with online girlfriends and boyfriends and pretend to have an online family so they can fulfill their pathetic lifes.

People with "Original" accounts such as characters from popular anime are all just losers. They pay money for their accounts and think they're god because they have a stupid account on a website that has no real meaning. Even try and talk to one and they say "Who are you?" "Do i know you?" and if you say no then they basically tell you to get lost. They also talk using proper grammar and shun n00bs.

There's also people who THINK they have original accounts but they're just stupid things like if someone made the account UrbanDictionary.
Original Sasuke on Chatango: Hey i bought this account for $200, i'm so awesome.

Ordinary person on Chatango: You're such a douche, go get a life already.

Chatango n00b: WAAAAT!!1! 200 DOLLAS!!!@!!1
by Someone telling you the truth September 3, 2010
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chalando

When women want to have sex together infront of men.
Danielle and Cassie want to Chalando infront of Josh and Ian
by Mark Apud November 16, 2006
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Chatango

I chat for losers. You will commonly find these chatrooms abundant in anime sites. Chatters usually are in the age group 10 - 16. However , if you are any race other than white , they will flag you. The moderation is pathetic , and biased. Chatting sessions for said users usually range from 110 to 610 minutes a day. That's almost 8 hours a day , that's pathetic.
Bob : Dude , you wanna come chat about naruto and stuff on chatango??

Dillon: Weak dude , chatango is for emos and losers , and not to mention , racists.
by FIGHTERnotAlover February 1, 2009
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Chauvanist

1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind.

2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
1: The chauvanists wont stop talking about how much ass they get... He's such a fake.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
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Cavan

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