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Charaning

The act of carresing a dead baby duck, preferably fresh, and then masturbating to any one of ice cubes songs whilst softly penetrating yourself with a stick of peperami. Also it is very common to have a friend or relative be present for the activity, with better results of lidstrom if they join in. Pictures are usually taken with anyone involved in the activity required to be crying.it is essential that the peperami be coated with fibreglass insulation, or glass wool.

E.g " Jeeze auntie Selma, you really were rough when we were Charaning last night!"

by Controversiaty June 8, 2015