chap lap

when a girl's vag (vagina/gine gine/pussy/taco/vagine/va-jj) is hella dry or "chapped" like chapped lips. might as well be a sandpaper puss/

damn dat gurl's got one chap lap nigga. i found out last night when i tried to fuck her but ma dick wouldnt slide in cause she got chap lap!!!

by Royseph Lee Johnson, III December 17, 2008

chapped gina

A girl or woman who has a very dry or "chapped" vagina

Did you know that sue has a chapped gina

by Hennesse October 27, 2006

Jap Chap

Referring to a Japanese Man, meaning a small penis.

Steve: "My girlfriend hates the sex we have"

John: "What do you expect? How are you supposed to pleasure her with your Jap Chap"

by Scott247j September 26, 2010

Ass Chapped

Another term for butthurt or agitated

The dependa was ass chapped after being called-out on her dependa ways.

by Kammunition July 4, 2016

rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 7, 2018

chap's dick

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008