When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
Get the Alabama queef canon mug.a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)
did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.
by IjaythrowsxI June 6, 2023
Get the Canon event mug.Boss of all bosses. A lady's man. Treat you right. Spoil his girlfriend. Very jealous of his girlfriend. But want let a girl fuck over him..............,
by A weird guy1234 April 26, 2017
Get the chanan mug.Chanandler Bong is the name that Chandler Bing from the popular ten-season TV show, Friends, has his TV guide delivered under. It is now widely used in the Friends fandom/community as a joke, one that only fans of the show will usually understand. It has a huge comedic value as simply how it is said can get a chuckle out of most people.
by Smiley Trashbag December 2, 2019
Get the Chanandler Bong mug.this channel is probably the worst channel ever to be brodcasted. At first the shows were about the cartoons they made but now it totally suck ass. The shows are stupid, but the plots and puns are stupider. This effin retarted channel turns young girls into mindless retards and boys into little fruit cups. They have horrible actors that they use in every single series or movies. If you ever have to watch this show, the universe will collapse into itself and all of humanity will succumb to a horrible death!
(The only reason we hate this channel is because our sisters watch it all the time!)
(The only reason we hate this channel is because our sisters watch it all the time!)
Boy 1: Did you ever notice that all the unanimated disney channel movies go right to DVD?
Boy 2: Thats because they suck!
Boy 3 (fruit cup): no they don't!!!!!!!
Boy 1: ummmm yeah they do.
Boy 2: Thats because they suck!
Boy 3 (fruit cup): no they don't!!!!!!!
Boy 1: ummmm yeah they do.
by jimmy and timmy July 22, 2007
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by Mehh July 14, 2004
Get the History Channel mug.When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.
When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.
by Blackmailman May 7, 2010
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